
Celery actually makes me mad. I hate it. It's weird. You go to take a bite out of it and there's all these string things Or you've been looking at that pasta salad for a while now, and you decide you're going to go get some. You go to take a bite and *shudders* someone went and ruined it with nasty, crunchy, smelly old celery! Even worse, that soup that smelled so good got all messed up when some idiot decided to stick soggy celery in it. Celery has a weird smell too. I don't know how to explain it, but if you ever smelled it you know. Among other things, I think we should just ban celery in the U.S. it's not really good for anything anyway.

2 comments:
You gotta be kidding me! Celery with peanut butter... celery with cream cheese!! And let's not forget those die hard hot wing eaters who just love their celery!!
Sorry hater, but I gotta disagree wit 'cha on this one!!
I LOVE CELERY!!!
I am right there with you! I mean, even if you can get past the taste, the strings are like a cruel joke. I don't know how anyone can swallow the stuff without gagging....
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