Cats...

Ok, so I admit I grew quite fond of my brother's mangy cat that he found half dead near an old abandon warehouse. However, he's an exception. All other cats are just dumb and should be sent to France. People always ask me why I hate cats. It's really quite simple. Are there any reasons to like cats anyway? Let's go over a few reasons to hate cats. I'll say now that there are a few exceptions, so don't email me telling me how great you're cat is.
One: they make your house stink. You can't get the smell of cat pee out of anything!
Two: their big claws! Cats scratch you whenever they get the chance.
Three: once they're full grown, they won't play with you. You can try, but they just sit there giving you evil looks.
Four: they kill babies! They'll try to kill you too, but they usually don't succeed.
Five: They won't ever try to save you! They only care about themselves. Why have a cat when you can have a dog?
Six: they try to make you feel stupid. They seriously think they're smarter than anything else!

UPDATE: Today (yes, one day after I posted this) my brothers cat attacked me!