Cigarettes...

Picture this scenario. It's a beautiful day. The sun is out, the birds are chirping, and you have nothing to do. So, you're out and about, enjoining the fresh air, when all of a sudden, you're enveloped in a cloud of smoke. Is something on fire? You look around to see if anyone needs help only to realize it's just some guy carelessly blowing his cigarette smoke your way. No, you don't smoke, nor do you like the idea of smoking. However, you were just forced to inhale that secondhand smoke that just blew out of the careless guy's nose. I know, I know, now you wish that beautiful daydream would happen to you right now. Because nothing is sexier than smokers cough, and smokers teeth, and their glorious odor. Not to mention that they get to have black lungs too! I'm so jealous! Not! I hate cigarettes and all they entail.